Five Year Old in the Bathroom… Really!

The membership director walks a prospective member through the new game room at the country club. There’s a basketball hoop, air hockey, a flat screen television, indoor climbing things for toddlers and video games.

It’s the middle of the day before schools get out. Atypically quiet, except…

…for the 45-year old woman in a skirt with a toy rifle, shooting at barrels coming down a virtual waterfall. Bam! Bam! Bam!

Me.

I don’t try to explain. Bam! Bam! Bam!

But I imagine, “At our club, even our moms like to play!”

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