“How many times has he rolled his eyes at you since he became a teenager?” my eight year old asked about his older brother.
It has been exactly ten days, and I estimated four to five eye-rolls a day.
“No way!” yelled the novice teen.
“Do you roll your eyes ten times a day?” Was I missing some of them?!
“Much, much less!” He pretended outrage.
“Let’s just say five then. That’s fifty since becoming a teenager.”
The teen and the eight year old simultaneously rolled their eyes. That little guy is starting early.