My sister got in a minor car crash this morning after dropping our two kids off at preschool. I think I’ve got the story straight.
She was stopped at a red light, waiting to make a left turn.
A car, still at full speed despite the red signal, rammed into the back of her completely stopped, silver auto.
The elderly (possibly eighty?) woman who hit my sister was flustered, then seemed to lose it completely.
“I am sorry. I was peeling my banana. I didn’t see you.”
“I didn’t even want to go bowling today. Now I’m never going to bowl over 100.”
Excuse me, lady?
“I knew I shouldn’t have bowled today.”
My sister’s response, “You shouldn’t even be driving.”