I hope you have a safe flight on Christmas.
I would like anything I don’t already have from the Lego Store, a [insert football team]’s mascot pillow pet, a puppy, and a phone. If I can’t have a puppy, I’ll take a hamster or a tarantula. If I can’t have a phone, I’ll take an iPad. I would also like tickets to a [insert previous football team name] game.
Love, [insert 8-year-old boy’s name here]